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Anonymous asked:

it sounds so fucking arrogant when you call yourself pretty like that lmao

divinedorothy answered:

But I am pretty look at me im so pretty it’s not arrogance when it’s literally just a fact im so pretty

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SO PRETTY!!!!! ME!!! IM PRETTY!!! IM A PRETTY PRETTY GIRL!!!! 

unwinona:

kateordie:

I like this.

If a man tells you you’re pretty, it’s supposed to be this amazing gift you cherish forever.

If you tell a man you’re pretty, you’re a horrible, shallow, awful person and it isn’t true.

tyleroakley

northnew:

undefinedarchetype:

best six second exchange i have ever seen in my life

She looks like after he scared her, she got so pissed with him she sucked out his soul.

captain-of-the-friend-ship

kissnecks:

knitmeapony:

My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.

"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."

"Okay, new yoga pose.  It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."

"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."

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Okay now scream at the top of your lungs I DO NOT WANT TO BE DOING THIS ANYMORE! And do 20 more sit-ups